Well, well – look who is doing the dog and pony show to try and get on Dancing With The Stars?! None other than Kim Zolciak! Oh, heavens. 

I guess in Kim's case she's doing the Wig and Wine show with some crass sex jokes and cursing thrown in for good measure. I'm sure family-friendly ABC, who canceled Bachelor Pad because it was too trashy for their image, would love having her as an addition to next season's DWTS cast! 

The Don't Be Tardy star tells E! News that she would "definitely entertain the idea" of being on DWTS. Because she's so qualified and has a lot of dance experience. Stripping does not count. "I danced for 18 years of my life, ballet, tap and jazz as a kid," Kim shares.

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"I said to Kroy [Biermann]…‘You know with all this going on in mind, with the kids and the show and all these things going on,' I said, 'I wonder if I could even get out there and remember the routine.' Sometimes I feel like ADD gets the best of me…It'd be fun, though," Kim said of appearing on the show. Adding, 'Dancing With the Stars is tiring."

I'm not sure where Kim would find the time to dance and get pregnant with a third baby – something she claims she's planning for. Could she be the show's first ever pregnant contestant?! 

Kim also reveals that she absolutely "loves" Lisa Vanderpump! "I just really like her. I met her before she was even on Housewives at her restaurant and she was just so sweet," Kim gushed over the Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls star. "I just love her. I think she is classy, I love her marriage, I really really like her." 

Kim also believes Lisa loves her back. It's called 'being polite.'  "She came up to me at the upfronts and was like ‘Where did you get that butt? How are you so small with that size butt?!' and I was like ‘Lisaaaa.' I love her," Kim recalls.

Moving on Kim and Kroy have been building their dream house for what seems like eons. Especially funny considering they bought an already constructed foreclosure and are renovating. Anyway, the Dream House 2.0 is almost complete and Brielle posted a video online of the new digs. 

Congratulations on your "re-done" house Biermann fam! 

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TELL US – DO YOU THINK KIM WOULD BE GOOD ON DWTS? 

Real Housewives of Atlanta is coming to a close soon (whatever will we do with our Sunday nights?) but the drama that occurred this season is anything but quiet. 

Kandi Burruss and NeNe Leakes have had an ongoing feud for seasons. And one that no one really understands. Sometimes they seem to get along fine and then all of the sudden they don't like each other? Huh? NeNe has blamed Kandi being a "hater" for the issues, but Kandi seems to hint that it's manufactured drama for the show!

"We don't really have anything to say to each other," Kandi told The Hollywood Reporter of NeNe. "We really don't talk to each other outside of things we're doing for the show. Like I don't really have a problem with her for real. And I don't think she really has a problem with me. But every time I turn around she has something smart to say to me so I just give her the same energy she gives me."

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In fact, Kandi says she doesn't really have issues with any of her cast mates – even Kenya Moore! "I like Kenya. I think she's funny," Kandi said. "I think she's cool. But I don't like everything she does. … I wouldn't trust her with any of my great ideas."

One thing she does have a problem with, though, is the reunion. Kandi says it's the most stressful part of the show. Speaking of which fiance Todd Tucker "hates being on the show"! Kandi has already renewed for another season according to her recent presence at the Bravo UpFronts. 

"I'm so stressed and everything is so tense prior to us going to tape the reunion," Kandi admitted.  "For me, once the reunion is over, I get to finally breathe. … Everybody's so tense and barely saying anything to each other because you know you're about to have these arguments. And it's crazy."

Moving on, Porsha Stewart is in the middle of a nasty divorce with Kordell Stewart. According to a source Porsha has officially taken off her wedding ring! “She’s finally come to terms with the fact that it’s over. She and Kordell are done,” a source tells Wetpaint. 

Even worse, Porsha found out Kordell filed in a pretty unfortunate way! "She found out about it online,” the source shares. “So she kept her wedding ring on out of shock at first, then in hopes they could still work it out.”

“But she’s finally realized Kordell is not the man she thought he was,” the source explains. “The way he’s handled this entire situation — both personally and in the press — has horrified her. She thinks he’s a dog.”

And finally, Kim Zolciak will take her place on the stage tonight for the RHOA reunion. The bewigged one, who has had her share of public ups and downs, says she feels really bad for Porsha. 

"I said to her, 'You know I wouldn't wish a divorce upon my worst enemy.' You know it's just so painful and so hard and I did tell her and I do believe that everything happens for a reason…," Kim shares with E! News. "I know that she is remaining strong and continuing to move forward and she will be OK." 

Kim also tells her secret for marital bliss among the wilds of reality TV. "We put our marriage first. We had an offer to do a show recently, another show, off Bravo network, and it's just not to our highest invest for our marriage…," Kim says. "Our marriage comes first, above and beyond anything…"

"You know social media and all these other things, they can assume, they can make comments, they can come at you. Kroy [Biermann] gets tweets from women…all these people can kind of get into your world basically and we just don't allow that." 

DID KIM ALMOST HAVE A MILE HIGH BEATDOWN OVER KROY?

Tonight is part two of the RHOA reunion. NeNe and Phaedra will go after each other over allegations that Phaedra contacted NeNe's estranged half-sister to dig up information about her. Kim returns! And surprisingly she makes peace with NeNe while getting into it with Kandi! 

Reality Tea will be live-tweeting the reunion so make sure to join us for the wigsplosion! 

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TELL US – IS THE NENE/KANDI FEUD MANUFACTURED TV DRAMA? IS KIM QUALIFIED TO GIVE MARITAL ADVICE? SURPRISED PORSHA LEARNED OF HER DIVORCE ON THE INTERNET?

Yesterday was part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. This segment was all about Wigs Zolciak. And if I had a dollar for all the Kimscuses she makes, I could buy me one of them foreclosed dream homes everyone is talking about! 

Phaedra Parks is apparently big news this season. We spent a ton of time running down her shenanigans and she seemed relatively composed for all the heat she took. It's clear the only person Phaedra has extreme distaste for is Kenya Moore. 

Things begin with a spotlight on NeNe Leakes, cause just in case you didn't know, she has AAAA-RIVED! Andy Cohen wonders if NeNe plays favorites and takes sides, case in point she seemed to dislike Phaedra and Kandi Burruss almost instantly. NeNe claims she never does that, Kandi reminds her that actually she does! We all know she does. NeNe likes people she can control and manipulate. And if it's apparent they don't need her or aren't going to bow down to her greatness, she goes all sour on them. So there's no need for her to even bother denying that! 

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NeNe discusses her relationship with Gregg and claims rumors spread by the other Housewives saying she flirted with Peter and was dating Charles Grant (behind Gregg's back) added pressure on their relationship. NeNe did, surprisingly, admit that she and Gregg had issues before the show and as her fame increased so too did the issues. But that was also because the other ladies made her look bad or something.

NeNe adamantly denies flirting with Peter and then says the other ladies made it look that way. Even Andy, NeNe lover extraordinaire, was like um…no. Is NeNe being allowed to "flirt/not flirt" with Peter part of the Friend Contract with Cynthia? Whatever the case NeNe and Gregg have worked through things and she is happy. We love them together so we're happy too. Made By Bravo Re-Wedding coming right up! 

NeNe accuses Phaedra, Kim and She By SheBroke of plotting to bring Marlo Hampton on the show to cause issues with her. Phaedra denies it. Who cares. 

Kenya keeps butting in to make herself relevant and flipping that fan around like it's something to be impressive. Phaedra calls her an "obsessed fan." I call her infantile. And for all the shade these girls were screeching about people throwing, why did no one bring a parasol? More appropriate attention-seeking props next time!

Phaedra maintains she keeps Krayonce relevant. Andy seems to oddly agree or at least support the drama."You owe me a backend for giving you a story," Phaedra tells Kenya. Well, yeah, kinda true that stealing the donkey booty workout DVD did cement Krayonce's role on the show. Although I think she owes one of her multiple personalities (and Walter!) for giving her crazy butt a story! 

Cynthia was barely present last night, she was basically like a statue of beautifulness who served as an attractive buffer between NeNe and Phaedra. And then NeNe and Phaedra have their big blowout. 

NeNe believes Phaedra conspired with her two half-sisters, whom she hasn't spoken to in 8 years, to dig up dirt about her. NeNe says Sheree "big nose" and Kim "wig" were involved in the plot. Phaedra says she has an association with NeNe's sisters because NeNe's brother used to date Phaedra's cousin, so she knows NeNe's sisters far beyond the show. NeNe says this isn't true. 

Apparently the "low down dirty" Phaedra invited the half-sisters to Ayden's birthday party and then talked about NeNe in the parking lot. NeNe continues to deny that she and Phaedra knew each other from growing up in Athens, which seems odd. Interestingly it came out that NeNe is the one who sort of got Phaedra on the show, but then they ended up not being friends. 

NeNe started getting really loud and yelling at Phaedra. Whenever NeNe gets really loud and in people's faces I wonder if she's got something to hide. That being said, I've heard from many sources that Phaedra is friends with one of NeNe's half-sisters and I DO believe she probably talked to them about NeNe. Whatever the case it doesn't seem like much dirt emerged from the situation so who knows what happened. I definitely believe Phaedra communicated with them and knowing Phaedra and her love of gossip as we do, the subject of NeNe absolutely came up. 

Phaedra remained extremely composed even though NeNe said she had a "dirty soul". NeNe says her sister told her what Phaedra said. "You never can win when you're dirty," she yelled. Phaedra essentially said NeNe is paranoid and thinks everyone is out trying to get her. Something was very odd about this situation and I think both NeNe and Phaedra are guilty of some misdeed against each other and have something to hide. Then Phaedra apologizes and NeNe seems to be OK with that apology because God wants her to forgive. Andy grows bored and moves things along. 

BECAUSE… Wigzilla steps out! Kim's beehive must be called "The Marge." Channeling Marge Simpson realness. #Biter! I'd like to discuss Kim's dress – she needed to go up a size. It did not fit well at all. Second of all, even though she claims she was wigless, she totally had clip in pieces. 

Immediately everyone bursts into talk of Kim bailing on Anguilla. Kim straight up accuses the producers of lying about the dates she confirmed for the trip and Andy quickly calls her out on everything, including that she kept bailing on filming and didn't respect the other women. Which was awesome.

Everyone tells Kim they felt frustrated that she constantly made excuses, didn't pull her weight on the show, and dismissed all her obligations while expecting preferentially treatment. They were annoyed that Kim just could not be honest and say 'I don't want to go. And I want to quit this show, cause I don't care.' Furthermore Kim acted like her home situation was more important than everyone else's.

Kim continued to make more and more and more excuses. Does she store those suckers under her wig? Between her ginormous implants? Where does she come up with them all? Girl please – just be honest or don't talk. She tried to say she raises her own kids and can't just stay at events because of them. Um… really? CAMERA DON'T LIE MISS TWO REALITY SHOWS! Then Miss Tardy For The Party says she's never late to anything. This girl is beyond help! I was pleased to see Kandi call her out on plenty of nonsense.

Kim rambles about why she insulted Kandi's house while she's living in a townhome her sugar daddy bought her and renovating her foreclosure. Just apologize for being hateful! And then they go into the big Kash debate. Kim insists she took out an LLC in her son's name in April (WHY?!) and makes Kroy bring out paperwork to prove it. BTW, he was standing by the side of the stage like a bodyguard overseeing the reunion. Kim also said he drives her everywhere. What is going on with this weirdo relationship between Gomer Goofball and Wigs-N-Cigs? Is he her baby-sitter or her "saccccurty!" 

Anyway, Kandi thinks it's a "helluva a coincidence" that Kim and she have so much in common, like sharing a brain, and using the same baby-name. The entire time NeNe was melting into an implosion of eye rolls and barely contained laughter. Kandi says she is no longer planning to use the name, cause she's just gonna sue Kim for royalties instead. Revenge! 

Andy asks if Kim ever saw Kandi as a friend and Kim says their relationship "dissolved." I just wanted NeNe to pipe up and say it dissolved once Kandi no longer let Kim use her! Oh and once Wigs got a man who was willing to be seen with her in public!

Did anyone else find it odd that the entire time she was talking to Kandi, Kim refused to look at her and kept her eyes trained on the ground near Andy's feet. Veeeery interesting! 

NeNe's dress ate Kim. Left the wig though, too dry! 

Then NeNe and Kim tepidly hug. Kim has been gushing on twitter for the last two weeks about how she and NeNe are BFF for life again. 

Next week, the husbands take the stage and Kenya tries to claim Apollo is obsessed with her. Classy! 

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TELL US – WHAT'S UP WITH PHAEDRA AND NENE? DOES KIM OWE THE LADIES AN APOLOGY?

I'm not sure if you've noticed but there's been a green mesh dress floating around the Real Housewives circuit. Maybe they're all trading clothes now? Sharing is caring, after all! At least according to my son's preschool teacher. 

The original dress was designed by fashion powerhouse Stella McCartney for $5,000. Reve Boutique created their own version for about $400!

First Kim Zolciak was spotted in the side-boob baring spectacular on the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. Kim says hers is the original Stella which must be why it was much too tight and revealing, cause you can't get a loaner dress altered. Her stylist provided the duds and celebs (or wannabe celebs) borrow gowns all the time so no shame in that! 

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Next up Melissa Gorga put her sideboobs on display in the Reve Boutique version of the gown at the Bravo UpFronts. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star looked great in the color, but once again, I'm not loving the mesh! 

Finally, Lisa Hochstein also appears to have wore the Reve version at this weekend's Blacks Gala. The Real Housewives of Miami star went sans belt to "personalize" the most overdone Housewives sideboob-a-thon we've ever seen. These ladies really love themselves a sideboob, don't they?

Since we've had a lady from nearly every location rocking the gown, I wonder if OC or BH will be next? I predict Splits Richards or Tamra Barney busting it out next week! 

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TELL US – WHO DO YOU THINK WORE IT BEST?

Kim's dress plus accessories. [Credit: Instagram]

Serving Up Side-Boob! [Credit: BravoTV]

Lisa at The Blacks Gala! [Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com]

Lisa & Lea [JLN Photography/WENN.com]

Melissa again at the Upfronts! 

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Tonight two ladies who cannot stand each other face-off in dueling spinoffs and then they have to appear on WWHL together! Ok, just kidding about the WWHL part, but don't you wish?!

Kim Zolciak is being sued by former Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Kandi Burruss over the single Tardy For The Party. And after spending weeks talking nonsense about Kandi and insulting her on multiple levels, Kim has filed papers of her own accusing Kandi of being a "shameless" publicity hound using the lawsuit to promote her spinoff The Kandi Factory. 

Kim also wants a judge to toss out the lawsuit claiming it has no merit according to TMZ. Kim is adamant that not only has she already fairly compensated Kandi for her services, but she paid in excess by $6,000! Kim also insists that Kandi doesn't even believe her own suit as she is simply attempting to pull a Sheree and use the courts to get attention.

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Kandi has briefly addressed the suit and said she simply wants the song removed from iTunes so Kim, who owes her money, will not continue to profit from it. So who's the attention hound again? Oh, yes… by the way. Kim's spinoff Don't Be Tardy premieres tonight! Don't forget. No shameless publicity plugging at all!

Moving on Kandi is speaking out about the reunion and answering questions about why she didn't get into a huge argument with NeNe Leakes. "I said what I had to say to her," Kandi tells Madame Noire. "I don't think it's a thing with me needing to check her." 

"I made it very clear, that I personally feel, that whenever she says something 'Oh, it's her opinion.' But whenever you say something to her or about her then it's, 'They jealous of me. They hatin' on me. Oh she always throwin' shade.'" 

"I throw no more shade to you than you throw to me," Kandi says. "Never once has she congratulated me. She never comes to any of my events." Kandi maintains that she "loves what she's [NeNe] is doing. And I love the fact that she's used this platform to take herself to the next level." 

Tonight Don't Be Tardy premieres. Reality Tea will be live-tweeting the nonsense because we love a good trainwreck and what's better than a wig-wearing trainwreck? Um..nothing? 

The Kandi Factory airs its second episode immediately after. 

Don't Be Tardy premieres at 9 & 9:30 EST/The Kandi Factory airs at 10pm EST. 

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TELL US – IS KANDI'S LAWSUIT AGAINST KIM BASELESS? DID KANDI NEED TO CHECK NENE AT THE REUNION? WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU RATHER WATCH: KIM OR KANDI?

Last night I had a nightmare; a giant wig was taking over, smothering me with it's synthetic polyester strands and reeking of olive oil and burnt hair. It emerged from a microwave waving a cigarette in my face. It's tendrils grabbing at me like Ursula from The Little Mermaid, smothering me and whispering 'Biiiiig Poooopa. Don't Be Taaaardy for Biiiig Pooooppppa!' I couldn't escape! It was horrible! It was so frightening. I woke up and realized it wasn't a nightmare. That really happened. And it was called the premiere of Don't Be Tardy: When Wigs Attack. Otherwise known as the Wigs-N-Cigs Variety Show! 

So Kim Zolciak-Biermann invaded our screens again last night and the more things change the more they stay the same, eh. In the two-episode series premiere things open with Kim popping out Baby Kash. Yes, she was wearing a wig and stage make-up in the delivery room. No, she did not put down her phone even while crowning. And worst of all, Kroy Biermann was pigging out on fast food while she was having contractions. And that's how Kash emerged forth into the universe. Immediately before giving birth Kim starts directing her daughters to pick up a massive order of ravioli and frappuccinos. And cigarettes and wine. 

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Later Kim takes them to an organic food market cause they need to start eating healthy. I wondered why no one tapped her on the wig to inform her that Panera Bread and Dunkin Donuts are not organic. 

Then Kim subjects us to a full 10 minutes of complaining about how her four kids, sixty wigs (!!!) and all her "staff" are crammed into her town home. Poor "Farrah" has been living in a cat carrier while "Ophelia" has been crammed in the linen closet near the bulk toothpaste. THE WIGS NEED BREATHING ROOM! Is Kim huffing wig glue? Kim's townhouse is 5,000 square feet. Kim complains there are boobs and butts bumping into each other all over the place.

They bought a new mansion that was a builder's foreclosure cause they can't live in a used home with someone else's energy. 

Then we learn a strange little fact about Kroy. His first job was branding cattle out in Montana where he reminisced about the omnipresent smell of burnt hair (and getting sprayed with antibiotics). And this explains his attraction to Kim, the smell of burnt hair from microwaved hair is a familiar and comforting dose of home. Poor, poor boy. 

Anyway, the Zolciak-Biermanns just bought a black mold infested foreclosed dream house that they are going to fully renovate using the same contractor that did Casa de Eviction. And it's going to cost many millions of dollars when it's all said and done because Kim needs top of the line everything and new, fresh, moldy energy. Kim is bummed because the fully-customized reno is going to take about a year. That contractor, he saw the Biermanns coming a miiiiile away. His eyes were shining with dollar signs at Gomer and Wigs. 

Back at le townhouse minatura, also known as Casa de Mistress, Kim's stylist comes over to organize her sweat pants collection and sift through her used pregnancy tests. Shaun calls Kim a hoarder, I call Kim a whore-der; a comment she takes issue with. Kim quickly clarifies that she isn't a hoarder, she just "buys a lot of shit" and never gets rid of it!

Yes, Kim has saved 40 pregnancy tests citing she was afraid people would find out and leak them to the media before she got a tabloid endorsement presumably. Oh, and the entire time Kim is rocking an enormous Debbie Gibson-style hairbow. 

She and Kroy cuddle on the sofa and Kim reminds him he used to play with her hair while they snuggled and now they guzzle cheap wine out of Solo cups. I wonder if Kroy played with the wig before or after she took it off? Did he stroke it in his lap like a cat? Or did she mean her "real-real" hair? Oh and then they discuss in depth how Kim farts in her sleep. 

In the middle of these romantic murmurings Kim's publicist, the hardest working man in show business next to Lindsay Lohan's calls to let her know Kim's mom, Karen Zolciak is reportedly shopping a tell-all, which of all things, outs Kim as a stripper! Well! Kim takes serious issue with this. She was SO not a stripper, mistress yes, but a stripper NEVER! 

Kroy and Kim are upset, rightfully so. They debate telling the girls and decide not to. Then we fade into the second episode, which opens with Kim and Kroy in the lawyers office where they have learned that Karen is taking her to court for grandparent's rights. Kim says Karen hasn't seen the girls since her wedding and hasn't bothered to reach out to them. Nor has she met Kash or seen KJ since he was 6 months old. Kim and Kroy still debate telling the girls because they don't want to harm their relationship with Nana and Poppy, which I thought was the right thing to do. 

Kim says her mother is a money-hungry famewhore and always has been. She is relieved to learn her father is seemingly uninvolved in the situation. I think this is very sad. I feel bad for the girls, Kim, and her parents that this family is dissolving on television and being used as a plot in a reality show. I especially feel bad for the girls since they have no control in any of this. 

It's Ariana's birthday and Kim has planned a big party at SkyZone Trampoline Park. Kim has a new nanny named Berta who speaks no English. This is cause for much comment from Kim about needing to learn Spanish. What happened to last season's nanny that Kim was obsessed with? Did she quit when Kim called her Sweeeeeeeeeeetie and make her wear wigs? Speaking of which, where is Sweetie? 

Ariana has a cute party and little KJ is jumping on the kiddie trampoline. One thing I will say for Kim, she makes some super cute kids! Over cake Brielle asks Ariana if she heard from their grandparents and they are confused why they didn't come to the party. Ariana says Poppy called her but she didn't call him back. Kim overhears and looks sad.

Back at home, Kim learns TMZ has leaked the story of court matter and her mother has given a quote. Now she feels she has to tell the girls so they don't learn about it in the press or from peers. Very sad situation. Kim lets them know the situation and that she wants them to have a relationship with their grandparents, etc. Brielle seems particularly upset. She doesn't understand how her grandmother could do that to her mom, even though she realizes Kim and Karen aren't close. 

Then Kim and Kroy go visit Dream Home 2.0. Kim is rocking her Debbie Gibson bow again and they learn the mold remediation is still in progress. Kim realizes she is mediating with her parents and with mold - and neither are cooperating. She and Kroy strap on hazmat suits and masks to check out the interior progress. They have a loooong way to go. Farrah better get comfortable hanging out in the chest freezer in the basement cause it's gonna be a long time before she gets a cushy dressing room in the used new mansion! 

And doing some awesome parenting Kim coaches Brielle in how to manipulate Kroy into buying her a car if she gets good grades. Oh we also learn Kim wears stage make-up. All day, every day, everywhere. Not just wigs, but STAGE MAKE-UP! Oh girl… 

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TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE PREMIERE OF DON'T BE TARDY? WILL YOU KEEP WATCHING?

As you know, I'll be sharing some Watch What Happens Live posts sporadically throughout the week, and for Monday's show, I was in full recap mode.  For last night's episode, I tried to go less recap/more highlight reel to see which style our wonderful readers prefer.  Please sound off with your opinions in the comments section!

Andy Cohen's guests last night were former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak Biermann and Tony award winner and writer Harvey Fierstein.  The leading lady of Harvey's Broadway hit Kinky Boots is the bartender.  Harvey thinks Kim's hair is real (um, does he need glasses?), clarifying, if she bought it, it's really hers.  Fair enough.  If I close my eyes and just listen to Harvey's voice, I can easily picture Big Ang from Mob Wives!

The drinking game alert is "boots" (said thirty times throughout the show!), and we learn that Kim keeps all her old pregnancy tests.  Ew.

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Andy compliments Kim's reunion dress and compares it with pictures of RHONJ's Melissa Gorga and RHOM's Lisa Hochstein.  While Kim thinks they both look good, there is a difference…she's wearing Stella McCartney, and the other women are rocking knock-off designs.  For shame!

The poll question is announced: Should Kim and NeNe Leakes be besties again?  Kim promises her reunion hair was 100% her real hair despite NeNe's doubts which we will get to see on the upcoming final RHOA reunion installment.

Andy opens the vault on Harvey and a funny clip of him on Murder She Wrote is shown…he reveals that he pointed out all the "glory holes" on the Universal Studio lot to Angela Lansbury who laughed at them and then promptly had them filled.  It takes me a minute, but I realize what he's referring to with the term "glory hole."  #shelteredyouth

Harvey dishes on former co-stars and celebrities he discovered in a segment called Spill the Celebri-Tea, and many fan questions are asked as to why Kim always wears a wig.  She explains, "I mean, I just love wigs.  It's easy.  It's quick.  My hairstylist can take it home and curl it for me."

Harvey shares that he worked with Kelsey Grammer on a Broadway show and claims Camille Grammer was always lovely to him.  However, he realized there was trouble in paradise because another woman was always hanging out in Kelsey's dressing room.  That's never a good sign!  Kim inserts that she'd just met the RHOBH star before Camille's WWHL appearance and that she was very nice.

As far as her lawsuit with Kandi Burruss, Kim tells Andy her attorney just filed the paperwork on Monday asking the judge to dismiss the case.

Kim remains tight-lipped regarding how painful her relationship is with her mom, but she promises viewers we'll see it play out on the new season of her show.  Kim also reveals that Sweetie will not be on Don't Be Tardy because she is too busy with school.  A likely story!

It's game time: Kim Z or Kim-He!  After seeing a portion of a picture, Kim and Harvey must determine whether it's a photo of Kim Zolciak or a drag queen  Kim, thankfully, gets all of them correct.  The fake hair is very confusing to Harvey.

Andy's mazel goes to a father who lost a son in Iraq and a son to depression and was a spectator at the Boston Marathon.  He was photographed pinching closed the artery of an injured bombing victim while helping get the injured man to safety.  His jackhole is internet teens doing condom snorting.  I could have gone my entire life without seeing that You Tube video!

The poll results are in, and 58% of those who participated think that Kim and NeNe should be besties again.  What do you think?

TELL US-WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT'S WWHL?  WERE YOU SURPRISED BY THE POLL RESULTS?

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Famewhore puppetmaster Andy Cohen (who may or may not be taking over the world in a devious plot to inundate society with faux-blonde, surgically altered, fembots who'd do anything for their 15 minutes) recently did an interview where he talked all things Housewives. 

Andy continued to insist the Housewives franchise wouldn't be adding any locations – at least not at the present time – and dished on why some ladies break-out into spinoff territory. 

"Well, I mean, I always say 'Never say never,'" the Watch What Happens Live host tells TheWrap about extending the Housewives map. "But, I think we're pretty good and I still do think we are pretty good. I mean, we've got six going and it's great." 

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Instead Bravo is putting its resources into churning out spinoffs faster than they churn out products. Andy says the secret to having a spinoff career is having a life outside of the show – except I suppose if you're Kim Zolciak cause all she does is reproduce in wigs! "Phaedra [Parks] does a lot of other things outside of the 'Housewives' show. Kandi [Burruss] is a songwriter. Lisa [Vanderpump] has restaurants. So, these are other things that the women do in their real lives that lend themselves to seeing more of them," Andy explains. With that sentiment in mind do we think Teresa Giudice will be getting a spinoff next? 

"I think that the women just living their lives, that's what they do on the 'Housewives.' The shows that we've picked up have been because the women have other things going on. Kim's show started with her getting married, which is really the natural way to, it lends itself well to another series, you know?"

Let's hope other engaged Housewives don't get similar treatment – ahem Gretchen Rossi and Slave Smiley. Although I think Kim is a character all her own with a much zanier and outrageous life. 

Speaking of Kim, Andy confirms her wig will not be returning to Real Housewives of Atlanta! "It was mutual," Andy says of Kim's departure. "It was something that we all did together. I mean the natural evolution was it was time for her to go and we figured out how to make it work for everybody." 

"It seemed to happen as it should and it was a great season of Atlanta after she left. So, I think the reunion kind of tied it up really nicely," he elaborated. Andy also shares that viewers can expect a much more vibrant Kroy Biermann on this season's revamped Don't Be Tardy. "It's really fun and funny and surprising," Andy says of the show. "And then [Kroy] takes a much more active role than he has in the past. So, he's more involved. And the part that's not funny or fun is the part about, you know what's going on with Kim and her mom [Karen Zoliack]." 

Karen will not make an appearance but as we saw in the first two episodes the legal problems between Karen and Kim will be featured extensively this season. 

Surprisingly Andy hints that the original spinoff queen might be making a return to the network that made her famous after her talk show fails. Yep, here comes Bethenny Getting Divorced! Sans Bryn, I imagine given the custody dispute and all! 

" [Bethenny Frankel] She's got a really full plate right now and I don't know what she has time for," Andy dishes. "But, she and I are always talking about working together again and I hope we do. I don't think it's out of the question. She's about to launch this huge other show." I don't think I need to see another Bethenny reality show. Frankly, I've seen enough Frankel. 

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TELL US – WHO DO YOU THINK THE NEXT HOUSEWIFE TO GET A SPINOFF WILL BE? IS BETHENNY RETURNING TO BRAVO? RELIEVED KIM IS NOT COMING BACK TO RHOA?

Kim Zolciak Biermann and Kandi Burruss may be going head-to-head in Federal Court, but they're also facing off in your living rooms.  That's right!  It's Kandi vs. Kim: Ratings Edition!  

While Kandi is suing her former friend and Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star over the song Don't Be Tardy for the Party, Kim may be having the last laugh over whose spin-off is garnering the most attention.  Viewers were right on time for the premiere of season two of Kim's Don't Be Tardy show, while last week no one seemed to want to party at The Kandi Factory.  I wonder how Kim will feel to learn that this week she actually gave her new nemesis' show a boost?

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According to Bravo Ratings, Kandi's new show didn't attract a stellar amount of viewers when it premiered last week.  Some might even say it tanked, premiering to only 671,000 viewers.  Yikes.  Tuesday night's second episode saw a very, VERY slight increase thanks to a certain WIG!  

The increase in viewers for Kandi's show didn't even put The Kandi Factory in the Top 100 Cable TV ranking, but at least a thousand more people tuned in to watch Kandi work her magic on unknown talent.  Baby steps, right?  However–and this has to sting–the Watch What Happens Live featuring Kim which aired after The Kandi Factory had over 800,000 viewers, which means people tuned in for Don't Be Tardy, skipped out on Kandi, and returned for Andy Cohen and WIG!  Ouch.

Kim, on the other hand, had a great premiere this week with 1,157,000 tuning in for Tuesday's thirty minute premiere.  Even more people watched the second thirty minute installment that aired immediately following the premiere.  That second episode brought 1,259,000 viewers.  

These numbers are on par with the first episodes of Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding whose premiere was one of the lesser watched episodes of the season.  If history repeats itself, Kim's numbers are only going to grow.  While that is great news for Kim, hopefully it will help out Kandi as well going forward.  After all, both shows are produced by the same company.  I wonder how Kim will react if her spin-off continues to bring new viewers for Kandi…

TELL US-DID YOU WATCH DON'T BE TARDY?  THE KANDI FACTORY?  DID YOU TUNE IN FOR KIM AND FIND  YOURSELF STICKING AROUND TO WATCH KANDI?

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Our favorite reality TV stars can’t get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy! 
 
Above: Kim Kardashian tweeted, "Sister Act 3."

Below you’ll find Twitter pics from Teresa Giudice, Kyle Richards, Nicole Murphy, Bethenny Frankel, Kim Zolciak, Gleb Savchenko, and more.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice tweeted, "With Audriana and Milania."

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Kendra Wilkinson shared, "I'm back at here at #splash.  Tonight is my big comeback. ps. #dontgetyourhopesup."

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Dancing with the Stars pro Val Chmerkovskiy: I'm not dissin Maks in this pic, my hoodie is … @reasonclothing #la #nyc

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards tweeted, "With my beautiful nieces Paris Hilton & Nicky Hilton at #Coachella. Paris's and my dresses are both from @Kylebyalenetoo."

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Madison Hildebrand shared, "Amazing night at Nobu who hosted our Malibu Boys and Girls Club's first fundraising dinner. THANK YOU Pierce and Keely Brosnan, Yolanda and David Foster for your support! @debbiefrank you are amazing!"

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Lisa Hochstein: #classy #pink #pearls

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Bethenny Frankel tweeted, "Cheers to good times, good friends, and new girls. #MeetTheNewGirls @Skinnygirl @MaksimC."

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Kim Zolciak: On our way to so press for the big premiere of Don't be Tardy

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Real Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey tweeted, "Pulling up to Element NYC, Class is in session."

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Makeup artist Priscilla DiStasio tweeted, "Can u say MILF'S! It doesn't get any hotter! 3 strong beautiful mamas who all have 4 kids! Sexy & classy." 

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Priscilla DiStasio: What a turn out for @teresa_giudice & @milaniahaircare WOW!  People can't get enough of MILANIA!!! 

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Real Housewives of Miami's Ana Quincoces tweeted, "Gay Polo here we come."

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Gleb Savchenko: Hot Hot Hot @usweekly Hollywood party @PetaMurgatroyd @atrebunskaya @SharnaBurgess @chelsiehightowr 

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Brandi Glanville tweeted, "@MeatHeadMovers gave me the princess chair! I just sit and delegate!"

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Celebrity Stylist Karla Birbraghe shared, "With My fav #housewives @alexiae_says and @anaqooks at the @venuemagazine_ #coverparty #RHOM."

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Hollywood Exes star Nicole Murphy: Great seeing @lauramgovan and @tianamia1

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Ashlee Holmes tweeted, "Oh hey @tamrabarney. Lookin good." 

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Melissa Gorga: Just hanging with Justin Timberlake's moon man… #yep

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Bethenny Frankel with the Bachelorette's Graham Bunn, JP Rosenbaum, and Chris Bukowski: Calling all my girls. Can you believe who is serving up @Skinnygirl tonight?  

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Real Housewives of Orange County star Heather Dubrow tweeted, "Happy 6 1/2 Birthday Katarina! We've never done this before – but was VERY important to her!"

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Kim Zolciak: Love this pic of @bravoandy in his office

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Marysol Patton: @Venuemagazine cover party with @thelaurenfoster & @alexiaE_says

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American Idol's Schyler Dixon tweeted, "Me and Colton with  @jaseduckman @missyduckwife y'all are so sweet:) #duckdynasty."

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Kim Kardashian: Fam Bam

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Marysol Patton tweeted, "Lily Pulitzer dress w/Prada sandals."

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Kyle Richards: COACHELLA day 2

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Last night on Don't Be Tardy we got a second dose of Kim Zolciak's wedding jumpsuit. As if the over-exposing lace cameltoe monstrosity wasn't bad enough the first time around! 

It's Kim and Kroy Biermann's first anniversary. They've been together three years total but they've had three homes, one eviction, one firing, two kids, three hideous wedding outfits, 35,000 legal issues, and um… well I'm sure there's more to come. Love, White Trash Style!

Kim decides to celebrate by recreating key moments in their relationship. Surprisingly they don't all involve wigs, boobs, and fried chicken. Instead she's going to stage a surprise re-wedding at the venue where they first met when Kroy was a participant in Dancing With The Stars Atlanta. In case you don't remember that's first where Kim first fell for that a$$! 

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Kim invites her stylist Shun over and decides they have FIVE DAYS to plan the momentous affair - and hide it from Kroy! Reality TV's attempt to create drama out of this stale show is not working. Anyway, Kim has soooo much she wants to do including lose 10 lbs to sausage herself into the wedding jumpsuit of horrors a mere month or so after having baby KJ.

Also, she can't dance and she wants dancing to be a part of this since Kroy was dancing when she first laid eyes on his posterior. Shun suggests Kim just sort of twirl around Kroy. Somewhere, Kenya Moore is on the phone with her attorney and threatening to sue Kim! Kim and Shun practice her moves, which is cute. Then they film a video-invitation for Kroy and it takes about 35 attempts. The entire time the iPad is upside down, the wig is blurry and out of focus, and the camera is trained on Kim's bursting boobs. Sounds about right!

Kim and Shun visit the venue and discover it's massive. Then they freak out. Since it's also football season Kim decides she's going to do all the anniversary planning to take the pressure off Kroy. Gotta protect that paycheck. She doesn't want him distracted - he's her best investment. 

Later at home, Kim refuses to tell Kroy what she's planning and he gets all butt-hurt about how they are supposed to be doing it together. Kroy is worried about all the money she's probably blowing and wants to keep tabs by being involved. Ok, maybe I made that up!

Anyway Kroy get mad. Kroy have emotion. Kroy yell. Kroy crotchety. Kroy rip wig off with teeth. Rawr! Kim holds firm and confuses him by shoving her boobs in his face and whispering "sexy timeeeeessss". He's hypnotized again and bounces off to go play football and buy diamonds. Kim files her nails and bellows for an assistant or something to call the caterer. 

On the day of the event Kroy has an away football game. Kim invites Brielle's teenaged boyfriend over and lets her boobs practically fly out of her shirt as they all watch the game together. I was seriously worried during all the jumping up and down that this poor 14-year-old was going to have a scarred for life Mrs. Robinson moment! Sadly, the Falcons lose and Kim is worried Kroy will be in no mood to celebrate, but the show must go on! 

Then Kim's "styling" team shows up to strap her wig on, slap makeup on her face, and use three jars of Vaseline and a crow bar to squeeze her into the wedding jumpsuit. At the venue Kim is excited by all the effort that's been put into making it romantic. She has a mini wedding cake and the original band from their wedding. 

Kroy arrives as Kim is just zipping up the jumpsuit. It was the most exercise she's done in months. But alas, nothing says I love you like orange side-boob and cameltoe, right?! Kroy is very touched. 

Kim and Kroy eat dinner, which consists of Long John's Silver buffet. Hush Puppies for all! They drink Boone's Farm Wild Cherry Surprise out of Pier One wine glasses Kim was told were made from the hair of extinct Pomeranians and crystals mined in the Baltic Ocean in an effort to convince her to pay $3,000 a piece for them. It worked! Kim's wig is festooned with a tiara. All in all, it's a trailer trash princesses dream! 

Kim gives Kroy a present of paper which is traditionally the first anniversary gift. She had a high school student do a sketch of Kroy's face in charcoal. Kroy is speechless. And not in a good way. He's like uhhhhhh… ummmmm… well, the bow is cool! Kim promises to strap it to her a$$ later. Kim says since there's so many photos of her naked they needed one of Kroy too. I think it was illegal for the high school student to draw a penis though so they had to just stick to the headshot. Next time! 

Then Kroy gives Kim her present. It's a box of pots and pans. The look on Kim's face. Her wig deflated. Her spray tan turned a pastel peach color. 'But… it's from Target,' she wails. 'PSYCH!' Kroy shouts – 'It's diamonds!' Inside the big pans box he has a zillion little boxes and each contained a diamond bracelet.

Whew! For a second Kim was thinking her hypnosis was wearing off and Kroy's mommy got to him. Crisis averted, the wig reigns supreme. You know, I think I had the knock-off Claire's Boutique version of those bangles in high school. 

Then they shuffle around on the dance floor and Kim fondles Kroy's butt lovingly. Hey - at least they're in love. There's that, right?

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TELL US – DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 2 OF DON'T BE TARDY? THOUGHTS ON KIM'S RE-WEDDING?

Last week the season premiere of Kim Zolciak's spinoff Don't Be Tardy had surprisingly decent ratings. And she cleaned up against Real Housewives of Atlanta nemesis Kandi Burruss. 

Unfortunately people may have reached side-boob and wig overdose, because Kim's ratings fell pretty dramatically for the third episode which aired this Tuesday!

Bravo Ratings shares that Kim's audience fell 28.5% from last week and only pulled about 900,000 viewers in the original 9:30pm EST airing. Even worse that's the lowest number of viewers any of Kim's spinoffs have ever had – including last year's Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding! 

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Also taking another ratings hit is Kandi. The Kandi Factory is just not doing well with viewers! Which is interesting because Kandi remains one of the most popular Housewives in the entire franchise. This week Kandi's third episode pulled in only 460,000 viewers and dropped about 31% from last week! 

Bravo has been working overtime to promote the show, even airing a repeat episode after the RHOA reunion this Sunday to boost viewing. Unfortuantely despite heavy promotion it's just not doing well. Bravo will be airing an episode this Sunday in an effort to capture some of the RHOA watchers and then airing another episode in the regularly scheduled Tuesday slot. 

Bravo just doesn't have a good history with competition shows. Top Chef and Project Runway (the show aired on Bravo in its first four seasons) were the only two that did well for the network which has tried a bevy of different "competition" formats, including: Top Design, Top Stylist, The Fashion Show, and Platinum Hit, among others to try and tap into that audience.

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TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LATEST RATINGS?

See which of your favorite reality TV stars are celebrating a birthday in May!

Kelly Bensimon – May 1

Karen Gravano – May 8

Tori Spelling – May 16

Kandi Burruss – May 17

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps – May 17

Derek Hough – May 17 1985

Tabatha Coffey – May 17

Teresa Giudice – May 18

Chef Roble - May 18

Kim Zolciak – May 19

Joe Giudice – May 22

Chris Manzo – May 23 1989

Scott Disick - May 26

Albie Manzo – May 27 1986

Farrah Abraham – May 31

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It's true…a time slot can totally make or break a show.  Just ask Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss!  Her new endeavor The Kandi Factory has been flailing in the ratings until a recent move to Sunday night.

You know what that means…a certain be-wigged one will be holding down the fort for Bravo's Tuesday night line-up.  Will Kim Zolciak Biermann be vying for a schedule change for Don't Be Tardy?  Hear that?  It's the sound of a hundred wigs crying…

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According to Bravo Ratings, The Kandi Factory–which has been Bravo's lowest rated show–got quite a boost when the network did a special airing this past Sunday.  In fact, the show doubled its ratings in the money spot prompting Bravo to move the show permanently to Sundays.

The final three episodes of Kandi's spin-off will begin airing at 10PM beginning this Sunday, May 5.  The network is trying to make up for the dreadful Platinum Hit and prove that it can host a successful music competition.  Of course, the verdict is still out on this…

Unfortunately for a certain buxom blonde, this leaves her show to continue to falter on Tuesdays.  Kim's Don't Be Tardy viewers fell to 900,000 this past week, which was a whopping 28% decrease in ratings.  Maybe Kandi's show was helping hers just as much!  I'm sure WIG will have plenty to say about not being moved to a more prime spot…it's just a matter of time!

TELL US-ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT THE KANDI FACTORY'S RATINGS INCREASED SO MUCH IN A SUNDAY SLOT?  ARE YOU STILL WATCHING DON'T BE TARDY?

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On last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy something I've long believed was confirmed. Kroy Biermann, like children of Victorian England, should be seen and not heard. The more he speaks, the more… just no. 

In other occurrences Kim Zolciak demonstrated more awesome parenting and then got in a big fight with her husband over mirrors. She needs MORE MIRRORS everywhere so she can look at herself MORE TIMES. The naked photos dominating every wall aren't enough?

Things begin with Kim and KJ being cute. Ok, let me rephrase: KJ was being cute and Kim was rocking an In Living Color bandana. That was not cute. Kim tells us she knows nothing about football and since Kroy is going to the Super Bowl (in theory), she better learn the ins and outs of the game. 

I'm pretty sure Kim already has the ins and outs covered which is how she ended up married, prenup-less, with two kids in less than three years. Girl knows the game very, very well! She by SheBroke better recognize! 

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Kim and Kroy pay a visit to Rose, Kim's full-proof psychic. Rose is officially my favorite character on this show. Rose tells Kim she has another line for a girl in the future – yeppers another baby. This time another girl. Rose talks about Kim's mom and tells her Karen has always been jealous of Kim and wants to be her. So, let me get this straight: Kim's mom wants to be a wig-wearing mistress and gold-digger who drops the eff-bomb every three minutes? Gotcha! Rose needs to take Kroy aside for a private session in which she shows him HIS future! 

Next up, Kim and Kroy go to some wrap spa. I think we saw this last season where Kim got wrapped up in medical gauze and apparently lost 300 lbs or something. Anyway, Kroy is going for an "energy" wrap because if he loses a one pound during NFL season he has to pay a fine and Kim is NOT giving the NFL back any pennies. Oh no, no! She makes that very clear. Kim is counting every cent cause she has chandeliers and sweatpants and wine and tacky furniture to buy. Kroy's money is already very spoken for. 

They get wrapped up and then lie down in some heated sleeping bag which Kroy describes as a creamy and soft like a Twinkie. Or breast milk! He was literally salivating as he drifted away into a dreamy relaxation. Did Kim sedate him? Then he tells us when Kim dies he's going to mummify her so he can snuggle her every night. I believe that's called Necrophilia according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. 

Kim tells Kroy if he wins the Super Bowl she'll pump two bottles of breast milk for him so he can do a shot. Apparently Kroy really loves the taste of it. Why is this show making me want to vomit. That and find Jesus. Lord save me from Kim. 

So just to recap: Kroy drinks breast milk, loves the smell of burnt hair, and wants to mummify Kim when she dies so he can hold her close at night… He should just never talk. Ever. 

The Zolciak-Biermann fam traipses over to the new house where Kim shows Brielle and Ariana their new rooms. Now that the mold is gone, the renovations can begin. Hence why Kim is kounting all Kroy's pennies! Brielle complains that her room is too small. Kroy looks unimpressed. It was some wicked side-eye he shot her. Clearly Brielle has been highly influenced by the Madame Zolciak School of Man Wrangling and Gold Digging. Lesson 1: Complain, whine, and manipulate until you get what you want! There's also a seminar on Wig Wearing 101. 

Kim and Kroy give us the tour including the live-in nanny suite which Kim is so excited about. Then she tells us about all the other amenities they're adding since Kim and Kroy "don't like to leave the house." Just to recap: Kim needs a live-in nanny for her non-job even though she doesn't like to leave the house. 

Next Kim takes us to the Wig Palladium. It's a huge antechamber with thousands of mannequin stands and mirrors and floor-to-ceiling windows so the wigs can highlight naturally and a giant drying rack and olive oil spritzers. Oh wait … Kim wanted that but Kroy is insisting on putting in a gym and training room since his body earns the money. 

Since Kim can't let Kroy have anything and she has to remind him who wears the panties in this here relationship thingy, she starts a big argument with him about how he needs mirrors in front of all the workout equipment so SHE can watch herself on the treadmill. She needs to see herself at all times. Kroy wants a big-screen TV instead. As Brielle points out, Kim doesn't work out. Irrelevant details says Kim as she barks at her daughter to stay out of it!

Kim wants a mirror. Kim wants Kim. Kim wants to constantly keep tabs on the most amazing person in her life: herself! Kroy get angry. Kroy get sassy. Kroy sulks and yells like a petulant child. Kim is going to have to have a long chat with him later that night while she shoves her boobs in his face. 

Then Kim goes to some women's football league to learn about the game. Kim is expecting lingerie football league and is sourly surprised to see tough ladies in jerseys like actually playing the game. Kim cracks open some wine and tells us she retains more information when drunk. So that's how NeNe was manipulating her all those years! Kim then gets on the field for six minutes and complains that she's out of shape. Wasn't Brielle saying something about how she never exercises?

Finally, Kroy has a football game which Brielle, Brielle's boyfriend (whom she is in love with), and Kim will be attending. Before the game Kim wants to pump her boobs, so she plops down at the kitchen island and whips out the pump while Brielle and her boyfriend are sitting on the sofa mere inches away. She can't go into next room? Kim just basically warned him not to look and turned her back. Someone needs to alert the authorities. And if I were that boy's parents I would be livid right about now!

They all drive to the game but there's traffic so they're stuck in the car while Brielle is forced by producers to tell Kim that all the boys at her school call Kim a MILF and want to "do stuff" to her. That was really tragic and embarrassing for Brielle. Kim on the other hand lapped it up like Kroy laps up breast milk.

Kim screeches out the window "Ask, Believe, and Receive!" and miraculously traffic parts like Moses parting the red sea or Derek J laying a wig and Kim is at the stadium. 

Just to recap: this show is gross. 

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TELL US – DOES KIM HAVE INAPPROPRIATE BOUNDARIES? IS A GIRL NEXT FOR THE BIERMANNS?

Last night on Don't Be Tardy the Zolciak-Biermann fam wrestled with parenting roles and expectations. It seems that Brielle is a child after Kim Zolciak's heart and by that I mean, well… Brielle needs a bit of guidance!

Things begin with Brielle's math tutor showing up. I'm guessing Bravo casting scoured the neo-Reganite Young Republicans club and found the most traditionally "square" looking kid, begged him to come sit at Kim's house and pretend to tutor Brielle in math. I hope they warned him that he may be treated to an eyefull of Kim's lactating boobs, or Kim's boobs bursting out of an ill-fitting top. 

Kim harasses "Phillip" about following Brielle on twitter and allegedly stalking her because he's a fan of Kim. AHAHA! Yeah right. Kim wishes. "As if I would ever let a fan up in my house," Kim tells us. She seems way too devoted to knowing which of Brielle's classmates are interested in her. The answer: none. Is Kim repeating Karen's behaviors now that Brielle is getting older?

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Kroy Biermann and Kim hover over Brielle while Phillip coaches her through rudimentary math. That's only after Brielle spends an hour searching for her math book. Don't be tardy for the tutor!

Brielle's grades are abysmal and Kroy does not think she should be getting her license or a car because she'll be spending the summer in school. 

Dear God please don't let her crash and make my boobs explode out of my shirt! 

Later Kim takes Brielle to practice driving in the Escalade and spends the whole time freaking out about how the car's butt isn't parked correctly. When Kim gets out of the car to check the parking job she's wearing a lingerie shirt of some sort. Was she hoping the driving instructor would let Brielle pass the test if she flaunted it? Or maybe she was hoping to corrupt more high school boys. Here's to you Mrs. Biermann… 

Kim and Kroy show up at their attorney's office to discuss finalizing his adoption of Brielle and Arianna. Kim clearly forgot her skirt. Either that or she's picked up a second job somewhere on the corner because I'm not sure how many people let their patootie hang out in a skirt made for a teenager at the lawyer's office. Especially when your lawyer is the respectable sort of older lady! Don't be tardy for the attention seeking! 

The attorney tells them they will petition to terminate the birth father's rights and then proceed with the adoption or something. Kim pretends both girls have the same dad… And Kim teases that she's robbing the cradle with Kroy who would have given birth to Brielle at age 12. When he had a wicked bowl-cut and was chasing pigs in Montana farm country. Weeee hoooo! 

Kim and Kroy go get acupuncture because he's got a neck cramp, admits he's really stressed, and she can't sleep. She's too worried about Kroy making that money to build her dream house and he's too worried about being the father of 4 when he's barely legal himself! That and the fact that he is the sole breadwinner and is put under a lot of pressure to "perform". Oh Kroy… shouldda got that prenup!

While they're in the car Brielle calls to inform them she's failing math. Kroy reminds Kim that Brielle better not be tardy for summer school! 

Kim tells every single person in the office that Kroy is a professional football player. Approximately zero of them look impressed. They were too busy wondering what was on her head and if it is dangerous. 

Too blessed to be stressed! Or not… 

The acupuncturist tells Kim she would sleep better if she did more with her day than wandering around screaming people's names and actually got a hobby, you know like an intellectual pursuit, or exercising, or parenting… Apparently "reading twitter" is her extracurricular activity. Kim's version of "intellectual pursuit" is spending Kroy's money uselessly, caressing wigs, and losing children and dogs to the cavern of nannies she keeps in the basement. 

Kim only likes needles that contain botox she tells us as she gets acupuncture. Afterwards they're supposed to relax while the needles work their magic, but she yammers the whole time about whether or not Kroy is relaxed. At least she didn't start singing! 

Next Kim spends some "quality time" with Brielle (who says she never sees her mom or something) by hauling her to the dentist's office while she whitens her teeth. Does Kim's entire life consist of wandering around to various procedures and grooming appointments? Is that a sign that this show has absolutely NO storyline? All signs point to yes! Don't be tardy to the unemployment line!

Kim and Kroy go poke around in Brielle's closet looking for Kim's clothes that Brielle swiped when Kim brings up the idea of Kroy buying Brielle a car for her 16th birthday. Kroy says no since she hasn't done anything to earn it and can't even get decent grades. An insistent Kim says that she doesn't have to have anything crazy, like a Range Rover, and Kroy about burst out laughing. Kroy says Brielle can drive a used Honda or one of the other cars they currently own. Kim is like so mortified for Brielle. 

Pleading Brielle's case for a new car, Kim says Brielle isn't running around giving "bl*wjobs" or "doing drugs" like she was at her age, which seems to warrant a reward? Kroy is not swayed by "Kimberly's" lack of parenting. He tells Kim she lets Brielle get away with too much and needs to act like the mother, not an overgrown teenager. "N-O," says Kroy in regards to Brielle's potential new car ownership. Get it Gomer! 

And I guess the gravy train is coming to an end. Right now Kim is furiously stabbing at her voodoo dolls and figuring out new ways to manipulate Kroy. The breast milk stopped subduing him.  

Is Kim having a mid-life crisis!? She married a younger man, she's not sleeping, she's acting more immature and subservient than ever, she's rocking skimpier and skimpier less appropriate clothes, and she's fretting that teenage boys no longer quantify her as hot. Maybe she needs to go on estrogen supplements? Or I dunno… stop acting so desperate for the party!

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TELL US – DOES BRIELLE DESERVE A CAR? IS KIM HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS?

Uh oh… you know what they say about losing a man how you got 'em? And you know what they say about a mistress never changing her spots? Well, it seems Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann have found themselves in the midst of a lil cheating allegation. Once a wig-wearing mistress… always a wig-wearing mistress?

Kroy's ex-girlfriend, the one he had when he allegedly met Kim, is coming out of the woodwork to accuse the Don't Be Tardy star of cheating on her with Kim – and she's providing text messages that "prove" they were together. Let's investigate, shall we?

Elizabeth Seward alleges that when Kroy met Kim at Dancing With The Stars (and Sheree) Atlanta she was his long-distance girlfriend. The former Indiana Pacers cheerleader (who does not wear a wig) says they met at a party in Indianapolis in January 2010. “It was this whirlwind, love-at-first-sight thing,” Elizabeth tells In Touch. 

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That July she moved to Las Vegas but continued her relationship with Kroy – or so she thought! Kroy reportedly flew her to Indianapolis where he was training and made many a promises about making their long-distance romance work! "He told me everything you’d want to hear,” Elizabeth cites. “‘You’re my girlfriend. We’re going to make this work.’” He also met many of her friends and family members who believed he was sincere!

Imagine her surprise when he learned Kroy was also dating ol Wigs N Cigs! Days after Elizabeth returned from visiting Kroy she spotted photos of him at Cynthia Bailey's wedding which he attended WITH Kim! Elizabeth says Kroy initially told her "she's just a friend!" but then when she plied him for information he admitted they were having sex and making babies Oops! seeing each other. 

"Obviously our relationships overlapped," Elizabeth says of Kroy's taking up with Wigs. I “felt completely betrayed,”  Elizabeth adds of the "painful experience" she had with Kroy. “I want Kim to know about it; the manipulation and the lies.”

Elizabeth claims she felt like "the other woman" and is releasing text messages "proving" Kroy's guilt. You can check them out over at In Touch. 

"I'm so embarrassed," Elizabeth tells Kroy in one message. "“How could you have not told me? I left a week ago. I trusted you.”

Kroy's response: “I don’t know what you want me to say. I f*cked up. I’m sorry." Elizabeth demands a "better answer" and then upon realizing the other woman was a wig-wearing publicly flaunting mistress with a penchant for taking naked photos of herself, Elizabeth wonders: "You honestly want to date this lady?? You have feelings for her?" HA!

Elizabeth also expressed concern about STDs since it would appear Kroy was dipping his stick in two people at once. "This is disgusting," she laments in one text asking Kroy repeatedly if he's "been tested" since he slept with her. "I'm clean!!!" Kroy insists. 

“You kissed me goodbye a week ago and told me you loved me,” Elizabeth told him in another text. “I just wanted for him to be honest with me,” she explains to In Touch of her feelings. 

Upon learning that Elizabeth is speaking out, Kim is apparently furious! "It wasn’t betrayal. It was just the normal thing that happens when someone is dating and finally falls for someone," the source for Kim says in defense of Kroy. "The other people get left behind, and sometimes they get hurt.”

Kim "is livid that this woman is coming around after all these years,” the source adds. “Kroy was never serious about Elizabeth —he was young and single and playing the field.” Which Kim is "fine" with.

I mean I guess they have two babies and a reality show to tie them together now! A photo of Elizabeth and Kroy is below. 

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Kim and Kroy at Cynthia's Wedding (where they brought their own wine!) Credit: BravoTV

What would reality TV be without moms parading their kids around?

Some of our favorite reality TV moments come courtesy of cute kids and their unpredictable antics. "Gimme pizza you old troll!" anyone? Or from parents and their interesting approach to parenting! 

Below we've shared some of our favorite reality TV moms and their adorable kids.  Read each photo to see just why we love them so much. 

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Don't Be Tardy for the marriage drama!  Former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim "Close Your Legs To Married Men, WIG!!" Zolciak Biermann is once again defending her marriage to NFL player Kroy Biermann.

A woman has recently come forward to share that she and Kroy were an item when he first started dating Kim.  Are we seeing a pattern here?  Of course, Kim has no time for this nonsense and is already on the defensive regarding her union to Kroy.

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A source close to the couple tells Radar Online that Kim has no cause for worry, explaining, “Kroy was seeing other women when he met Kim, but once he got serious with her it was over with the other girls.”
 
As with any juicy gossip, the site was able to find yet another insider with a different take on the situation who says,“She loves this drama because it gets her attention,” adding, “I’m sure Kim is worried but she is always going to put on airs and pretend she’s not.”
 
However, the first source shares that Kroy has filed to adopt Kim's two older daughters, and she wouldn't allow him to make such a huge commitment to her girls if she had any qualms about the state of their relationship.  I have to agree, and I think that it's a pretty amazing thing for Kroy to do.

Kim, not shockingly, is taking to Twitter to defend her love.  Of the Radar story she tweeted, "Another day another stupid story! Meanwhile my husband and I sit back and laugh!"

She followed that tweet with sarcasm, writing, "I'm deeply saddened & shocked 2 find out that Kroy attended his prom w/ another woman. Our family asks 4 privacy during this difficult time."  Kim's got jokes!

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Let's all give thanks… Don't Be Tardy style. And what does that entail? Purchasing a pre-packed, pre-sliced turkey from a designer clothing store. More on this later.

On last night's episode Kim Zolciak's daughters were forced to deal with the Sins of the Wig, whose own parents have turned against her in the media over her alleged famewhoring. It was actually sad. 

Things begin with Kim and her girls making something called "slutty brownies". They actually sound amazing. Brielle and Arianna want to make brownies from scratch, Kim argues for boxed mix especially in light of the fact that she doesn't even have sugar in her pantry. 

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Kim takes issue with Brielle using the word "slutty", which is a naughty word since it describes Kim's former life. Moments later, while working on potty training with KJ, Kim drops a couple F-bombs cause pee got on the wall. She hops right back into baking – I did not see any hand washing. Who's up for some Unsanitary Brownies?

Brielle wistfully wishes her Nana was here to help since she's a good cook. Kim says she wants to work on a relationship with her parents for the girls, who really do love their grandparents, despite them signing an affidavit with the court stating they don't want to spend time with them because they are too busy.

Kim is also sad because she will not be celebrating Thanksgiving with her parents – particularly because her dad does all the cooking! Kim makes the decision to reach out to her father, Joe, to try and work things out, away from the court. I applaud her effort. 

Unfortunately it's all for naught as Kim learns her father has sold a story to tabloids accusing her of being a "pathological liar", providing an unstable home for her kids, and even worse, outing a long-held "secret" that Brielle and Arianna do not have the same biological father.

I'm sad to see Kim crying, but I'm distracted… is she not wearing a wig? Is that her real hair?! 

Kim says she is especially worried for Brielle, who doesn't want people knowing she and Arianna are only half-sisters, especially since Brielle is already being bullied at school. 

A few thoughts: First of all, why is this being aired on television? It's really not appropriate considering the girls are involved. Secondly, if Brielle is being made fun of at school because of her family's behavior, this DEFINITELY should not be a major storyline for Kim's reality show. How about putting the kids first and your wigs second? 

Kim dispatches Kroy Biermann, to pick up Brielle at school so they can talk to her before she reads the tabloids. Upon returning home, Brielle shares that some mentioned the lawsuit to her. Brielle is really upset, but keeps reassuring Kim that she's on her side. They decide not to tell Arianna about Joe's comments, since she won't understand. Brielle has been forced to grow up way, way too fast! Who is the mother again?

And done with all that icky, sad, wigstrionic stuff! Now onto Kim attempting to throw together Thanksgiving. Kim announces she is making things "from scratch" which means she is making mashed potatoes from scratch (with three assistants) and acting like she's never made them before. 

She is on YouTube watching an instructional video, dirtying every pot in the house, and freaking out about how much work it is.   She doesn't have time to cook. Then Kim announces it's time to assemble the rest of the meal… 

Taaa-daaa! Kim opens the freezer and pulls out stack, after stack, of pre-packaged TV dinner trays. She proudly shares that she ordered them online from Neiman Marcus! 

The only animal products I want from Neimans are in the shoe and handbag departments. 

Sadly Kim was elated to discover that one of her favorite luxury stores sells designer turkey TV dinners too! Is it basted in Gucci Guilty. As in guilty of wasting money, because essentially ol' Wigs-n-Cigs paid 5x as much for something that tastes as generic and low-budget as what you can buy at Kroger. And you save on Shipping & Handling. Unless of course the local Neimans has a Thanksgiving Market outpost setup at their stores… 

Kim announces that next Thanksgiving, she won't be defrosting stuffing in a plastic tray because her new mansion has FOUR kitchens and she can hire a chef! Four kitchens for a woman who buys TV dinner thanksgiving? Don't be tardy for the bankruptcy court!

Kroy oughtta just burn his money in the microwave with the wigs and the pre-made stuffing from Neimans! 

Apparently just like with wigs, Kim assumes that when you pay more for something it's better quality. And as we know from looking at those cheap tangles of Barbie knock-off hairdos, that is not the case! Don't Be Delusional! 

Kroy comes home and proceeds to stuff his face without even tasting it. Kim has everyone write things they are thankful for and they take turns reading them out loud. Kim and Kroy are unilaterally thankful for his butt, which brings home the Neiman Marcus bacon and provides them with all this love. 

Wigs & Gomer… The American Dream!

Next week, Kim heads to court with her parents. Is she this desperate for a storyline?

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